girl: fuck me daddy
girl: what the fuck
I almost pissed myself lmao
I did some inner thigh workout todays but it was more like inner cry workouts because I am finally shedding my twink status to twunk status
- Capitalist 1: Hey, it's Pride month, should we do anything to support queer people?
- Capitalist 2: I heard there's a shelter for queer and trans kids who got kicked out that's going to be closing soon due to lack of funding?
- Capitalist 1: I was thinking more along the lines of an ad campaign where we just put our logo in rainbow colors.
- Capitalist 2: That's a much better idea