girl: fuck me daddy

me: uhm…ok…m…mommy

girl: what the fuck

I almost pissed myself lmao

HAHA fuck

(via nopenotyoubaby)

I did some inner thigh workout todays but it was more like inner cry workouts because I am finally shedding my twink status to twunk status

  • Capitalist 1: Hey, it's Pride month, should we do anything to support queer people?
  • Capitalist 2: I heard there's a shelter for queer and trans kids who got kicked out that's going to be closing soon due to lack of funding?
  • Capitalist 1: I was thinking more along the lines of an ad campaign where we just put our logo in rainbow colors.
  • Capitalist 2: That's a much better idea

(via ohchsinad)

(Source: flawlessvevo, via shsl-queer)

(Source: iwouldbeyourboy, via w4rmheart)